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The X-Files: I Want to
Believe (Chris Carter, 2008)
Chris Carter’s The X-Files: I Want to
Believe, the second feature film based on his once-popular television
series, fails to provide a premise gripping enough to convince people that this
franchise needs to make a comeback. It’s hard not to think about the film in
commercial terms, because it’s so crassly designed, from the ground up, to
exploit whatever residual audience goodwill might still exist toward the brand.
Clearly made on the cheap, with seemingly little commitment on any creative
level, the movie feels like an obligatory bore. The main problem is that nothing
seems to be at stake here. The actors aren’t especially invested in the
material, and despite the thematic weight present (the film is primarily
concerned with faith and death), the urgency alluded to in the subtitle never
materializes as the action unfolds. The plot comes off like a watered-down
Silence of the Lambs, as potentially
offensive as that film ever was, but with little of its psychological texture or
ability to shock (the PG-13 rating is a liability, to be sure). What results is
a movie that feels utterly unnecessary. It is merely unambitious product created
to cater to a fanbase, and while that might appease some of them, it leaves the
rest of the audience out in the cold.
I Want to Believe doesn’t betray the
spirit of the television series that spawned it. Unfortunately, since
The X-Files was originated in the
early 1990s, the resulting film feels hopelessly antiquated. Pathetic attempts
to make the series seem relevant are introduced. There’s a coy reference to
President Bush, and a plot that concerns both stem-cell research and gay
marriage. The movie doesn’t spin this topicality into any sort of creepy
conspiracy, though. Its attempts to step out of its comfort zone are merely
desperate. Worse yet, since Carter is a weak director, he is never able to turn
this television spin-off into something that feels cinematic. The first
X-Files movie had an impressive sense
of scope. It told a story that seemed bigger than most television shows would
dare. This entry in the series is more intimate, but also far less compelling.
Its snow-draped setting is nondescript, and its mysteries are garden variety. I
want to believe this latest X-Files
film was created for a reason other than financial reward, but I find it
difficult to guess at what that reason might have been.
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Jeremy Heilman
08.3.08
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